I get to go to the NY Auto Show Press day tomorrow!

As one of the few perks that I get for selling Chevy's, I get a free breakfast (SHOUT OUT TO POWDER'D EGGS MOTHAFUCKAZ!) and access to the NY International Automaker Marketing Extravaganza, I mean the NY International Autoshow, on day 2 of press days.

After I stuff my face, on GM's tab, (GM really rolls out the red carpet, with genuine metal forks!!) I get to roam free across the auto show floor, where nearly every car is open.

Last year I tried to squeeze my 6'4 foot - 320 pound frame into a Lexus LFA... where I promptly broke the carbon armrest after leaning on it too much...

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this is why we can't have nice things!

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