I got a forester

Now that I’m out of that horrible limbo that is not having a car, I can return to oppo. Behold! The Blubaru! Features include! Airbags! 2.5 liters of boxing pistons! A stick that I move in 5+ directions! Strategic roof mount hard points! Magic pillarless windows powered by the flow of negative particles! Thrust though all the nitrogen-filled rings! Radio wave sensors!

Still miss having a fast car though...


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