I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

Distracted driving is my real test
My pain is from walking into walls

I will travel across the land
Obvious and glass eyed
Teach Pokémon to understand
Auxiliary power supply

Pokémon (Gonna walk into walls), it’s a hundred degrees!
Do you think there’s a place to pee?
(Pokémon!)
Ooh, the servers down again

I’m in a world I can’t ignore

Pokémon (black eye from a wall), walking miles for a Pikachu
Our wifi will pull us through
You teach me, and I’ll teach you
Po-ké-mon
(Gonna trip and fall!)
Pokéstops the mall!
Pokémon!