I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
Distracted driving is my real test
My pain is from walking into walls
I will travel across the land
Obvious and glass eyed
Teach Pokémon to understand
Auxiliary power supply
Pokémon (Gonna walk into walls), it’s a hundred degrees!
Do you think there’s a place to pee?
Ooh, the servers down again
I’m in a world I can’t ignore
Pokémon (black eye from a wall), walking miles for a Pikachu
Our wifi will pull us through
You teach me, and I’ll teach you
(Gonna trip and fall!)
Pokéstops the mall!