If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

I had a bad day.

I wake up, and it’s going fine. I start driving to work, and figure that my clutch is fine, but the master cylinder is going. I get to work and cut my self... on a butter knife... on my finger tip. Then I burn my self on that same hand as the cut. I get home, open slow cooker with my dinner in it... it’s burnt, I managed to burn food in a slow cooker on low.

How was your day?


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