I told my wife i felt like I needed to bring a beer with me to the office, i didn’t but now I know why.
Edit: fuck beer, send 151
my boss says we need to revise the design for a project. “go get started, I’ll tell you what I want later.”
Update my boss comes over, I need you to do this instead, we need to change ..... his cell phone rings and he walks off while explaining project #2