What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?

Well... tried to, anyway? Sort of.

In the dream I drove the Volvo to our local Jag dealer (which I have never been in to but used to drive past 2-4 times per day) and was immediately accosted by a salesman trying to put me in a new Jag. I think it was an XF or an F-Type, both of which I have considered at some point in my life, or maybe an XJ? I don’t actually know a lot about Jag’s currentish offerings.


I said “no,” which makes me wonder why I was there in the first place.

He pressed.

I said “Does it have a manual?”

He said “no.”

I said “Well here is my number call me if you find one in manual.”

He then asked if I’d be trading in the C30, to which I said “No, I’ll probably put it on BaT.”


Then I woke up and remembered that I’d forgotten to take my trashcans to the curb.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.


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