If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

I hate deer.

I was coming home from work this morning, tired.

From the left side, a deer runs out in the road. I move over to try and avoid it. It thumps off the left rear door, but doesn’t damage it. As a result of moving over, though, the mailbox that I didn’t notice peeled off the passenger’s side mirror.

Goddammit. I hadn’t damaged a car since hitting a deer with the Escort.

EDIT: Now with picture.


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