I hate health nuts.

I work with a guy who runs daily. Eats healthy. Preaches about it. He knows I used to be in shape, and hes overly pushy about wanting me to get on his schedule with him. He eats a salad every day with a couple of hard boiled eggs, no yolks. Me, I steal the yolks, salt them up, and eat them. He prattles about health crap every time.

We had our annual health screenings, and my cholesterol was perfect, and his was high.

AW YISS. You guys want another picture?

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