I Have Achieved MAXIMUM PARSH In Print

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If you’re in the Porsche Club of America, you should really open up this month’s Panorama. I’m in it! With the Porschelump! You should read it! I drink beans from a shoe, and my car breaks! It’s good!

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My dudes over at the Everyone Racers podcast (which I was on last week!) actually got their copy first and let me know it was on the way. I was wondering why people were asking me questions about mayonnaise, and then I saw that my eternal words of wisdom made it into the “about” section:

I mean, it is.

The article itself is the tale of woe of my 944's last race at Nola Motorsports Park, where my lone good, reliable car finally had some issues.

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Anyway, it’s always beyond cool to have a physical thing with my writing in it. If you don’t have the physical thing, Panorama puts its archives up here, but I think you need a PCA login to access it.

If you’re not in the PCA, you should buy a parsh. I’m just saying.

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Stef Schrader

Contributor, Jalopnik. 1984 "Porschelump" 944 race car, 1971 Volkswagen 411 race car, 2010 Mitsubishi Lancer GTS.