What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?
Illustration for article titled I Have Queso And All Is Right With The World, AMA
Photo: Torchy’s, because I ate mine.

Just sitting around my apartment eating the most glorious cheesy substance known to man. AMA.


Finally—FINALLY—I get my order for Torchy’s queso with no guacamole sans any shred of avocadoey goop in the middle. I don’t know what’s up with everywhere in Austin putting guacamole in queso by default, but as a hater of avocado, it’s dang tough.

Came home, devoured all the queso, sorry, not sorry. It was cheesy perfection. The only possible way to make it better would’ve been to skip the chips and hand me a spoon.

Moderator, OppositeLock. Former Staff Writer, Jalopnik. 1984 "Porschelump" 944 race car, 1971 Volkswagen 411 race car, 2010 Mitsubishi Lancer GTS.

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