I have some opinions about spring in Oklahoma

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It can fucking suck it.

We got some pretty major hail yesterday and I regret to inform Oppo there were two causalities at the house of Akio. Due to me having too damn many more cars than I can store covered, the Renegade and the Land Rover received the full brunt of nature’s fury apathy.

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I have not personally observed the carnage on the Jeep, but am assured the metal parts of the mostly fiberglass roof were damaged as was the hood. No word from George what he plans to do about it.

The Land Rover initially looked like it fared better, but today in the dry I was assured it had not. The hood took the brunt of the damage, with a few dings on portions of the doors as well. Oddly I can’t see any damage to the roof, but I’m unsure if that is because of the terribad paint or because the roof is steel and the hood aluminium.

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I am unlikely to make an insurance claim on it, but I might. I’ve got a lead on a new, undamaged hood in the right color nearby. Hopefully it still exists and is actually in good condition. The roof and doors I’ll play be ear but likely just ignore.

I also pulled the trigger on a 2nd storage unit (I know... I know...) and managed to get it at a substantial discount because the floor leaks. That should at least save the Disco from further damage.

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