“Welcome to Kinja” in the oppo header was all that was needed to launch me into a parody of “Welcome to the jungle”.

Welcome to the Kinja!We got broken posts!

We got nothing that you want, we didn’t save your post!

We are the people that can’t find the image that you need....

And if you think your format’s right, we’ll make you bleed

In the kinja! Welcome to the kinja! Watch it bring you to your nnnnn nnnn knees kneeeees! It wants to watch you bleed!