“Yeah, its thinning.”

“I think you mean that’s where my hair parts. See how it’s just a hair part?”

“It’s thin.”

“I am very explicit that it’s just where my hair parts. Is it thinning or just a part, but cause clearly it’s just where my hair parts”

“It’s thinning a bit.”

“You know what? Fuck you. If it were thinning, which it’s not, then it’s something that’s been there since college, so it’s not going any farther. But you know what? Fuck you. Guess what, you can’t actually wear brown with your skin tone. See what I did there? fuck you too.”