We went to my wifes grandparents house, near WVU. On the way back she said, If you drive two hours, you can stop and get beer, and I’ll drive the rest of the way. So in the last hour of our trip I drank 7 beers. By the time we got home... I was drunk enough to agree to whatever she said. I’m sure I’ll regret what I said but Great end to a boring day.

P.S. you can’t tell Jay Leno that your car makes a fictional amount of horsepower