I Hurt My Butt Today

Please don’t tell me to fart anything right now. Thanks.
Photo: Me

I think I pulled something at the gym...in my butt. My butt hurts.

It feels a little better after a few hours of sitting and doing nothing, but hoo boy. My butt. It hurts.


(Cute Puffalumps for your time as you laugh at my pain.)

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Stef Schrader

Contributor, Jalopnik. 1984 "Porschelump" 944 race car, 1971 Volkswagen 411 race car, 2010 Mitsubishi Lancer GTS.