Someone who looked like a cliche junkie half stumbled, half ran past my window and into the backyard. I went outside to see wtf he was doing, but he was already gone. Someone who lives down the street came by and said he had just stolen from the Shoppers Drug Mart and was now hopping fences through people’s yards. The police were called, I don’t know if they’ve caught him, but several of our neighbours were out in the alley wondering what’s going on. I saw one of them had a low car under a gated carport they had opened, and asked what it was. He said it was a GT6, and he loves it but it’s so unreliable that it’s just been sitting for quite a while. Now I know who to talk to if I want to immediately empty my bank account.