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I killed a plant

This little asshole keeps falling over and getting dirt everywhere. I think it can hear me talking shit about it.

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Here’s the “Part 1"

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I was cleaning up the dirt from this jerk falling over again, seriously thinking about killing it, when I saw it jumping over the railing.

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It only made it about 20 feet before it slipped and hit the ground.

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That’s when I pounced on it and slammed the liner to the planter over its head. I fucked its hair up real good.

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Then I threw that black liner thing to the side and smothered that bastard in wicker.

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Pics are from yesterday. When I got home from work today. My wife was on the front porch enjoying the view. As I walked up the steps she asked. Did you murder my plant?

Yes. Yes I did.

Here’s the view today.

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It kinda looked like the spaceship from Independence Day rolling in.

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