I looked up “BMW” on DC Craigslist.

Look at this horrible parking!

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Here too.

and here.

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here also?

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Well, here too.

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and yup

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yep here also I guess

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Well, you tried. Kinda.

Ooohhh, a lease takeover.

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That’s three for the taking.

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Boooo! Only two.

That’s like five pages.