Christmas Carols, gathering with friends and family, lots of booze and food and laughter, singing and dancing, decorating the tree, the looks on the faces of kids as they tear into their presents... that’s all awesome.

But...

OH FOR FUCK SAKE! SOMEONE STOP THE ADVERTISERS! I FUCKING FUCKING HATE HATE HATE WHEN THEY TAKE CHRISTMAS CAROLS AND CHANGE THE WORDS TO FIT THEIR AD!

AT&T is currently the worst. Their radio ad where they have “Santa and an elf” sing their fast-talk disclaimers in the form of a Christmas song makes me want to go and strangle an ad executive with a long string of real spruce tinsel. Fuck that and fuck AT&T.