I really mean that. I love cold air, snow, and sitting by the woodstove. I love to ski and skate and I even get to coach ski jumping in the winter. I especially like driving in the snow, as I may have mentioned before. But THIS. No thank you. To quote my 3-year-old, “PLEASE NO THANK YOU.”

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All the car pictures are AFTER I’d cleaned it off once, driven into town, and spent 5 minutes clearing ice off it a second time, only to break my veteran snowbrush in the process.

Seriously, F this noise. Bring me snow. Lots of snow. Or nothing at all.

On the plus side, my kids’ school was delayed this morning, then cancelled shortly thereafter. My work was the same way. So we went to the diner and I ate approximately 1,000,000 calories and won’t be hungry for dinner - no, really. The last time I ate a Diner Breakfast at 10:00am, I barely ate until the next day. I loooove corned beef hash.

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