If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

I’m a heavy sleeper, after downing a fantastic med-rare(a lil closer to rare) 16 ounce rib eye. I had a hell of a nap. Also eating rare steak, I ripped a mega fart that made the leather chair shake & it woke me up. It was a good fart. Even the cat looked at me like I’m alien.

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