I’m old, and shit seems simple.

It will happen to YOU, fuckers. One minute you’re a dipshit doing dipshit stuff, and the next you’re going to to be like “Oh, fuck.” Yeah, asshole, enjoy that shit while it lasts. One day you’re going to be self-aware, and it it’s going to crush you.

Seriously, though, be a fuckwit while you can.

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