River Oaks Chrysler Jeep in Houston basically gave a customer’s Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT to a random guy off the street because he asked for it.

Literally. He asked for it.

He just kept asking employees if his Jeep was ready. He got to the cashier and they gave him the keys while he bluffed that he was getting his credit card out of the car (it was probably warranty work anyway).

Allan Helfman (River Oaks is a Helfman dealership) interviewed said the SRT is worth “$40-50 grand”. Try again, buddy, because you’re probably going to be buying the the owner a brand new one, which sticker for $70K loaded.