What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?
Illustration for article titled I may be selling Ferraris this summer

This is not a drill.

Recently started a new job teaching English, and the mother of one of my students works for a luxury dealership group here in Wuhan, China. She asked for my resume, and I have reason to believe that I will be working for said dealership group in the coming summer.

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Combine that with the fact that I just got a free electric bike from my coworker (expect glamour shots and hellacious burnout vids in the near future), and this month is shaping up to be pretty, pretty good.

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