I really appreciate all your suggestions. I’m trying to be open to other options. But I keep coming back to this. There’s just something about the bug eye. To paraphrase James May: it gives me the fizz. There’s a guy down the street from me with a 2.5 bug eye 5 door with some tasteful mods, aside from the fart can. It’s a head turner every single time. Am I a lost cause?