I need a cup holder

How else am I going to drink my Pepsi and drive at the same time? The center console will hold a drink until I take a corner or hit the gas. Then spilling said drink all over this pristine 49 year old vinyl. A crotch hold is also feasible but requires dexterity better used for clutch and throttle usage. Then if things get action packed I could accidentally crush the cup between my thighs (thank you thigh master).

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