If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

i need to do something about me neighbours

not the cool ones.. they’re cool(aside from the lost stoners)

the neighbours on the other side.... they’ve had a shitfit at me before for playing with fireworks in me garden because think of the poor kitties

wich is fair enough.... good reason

now asplain to me why all 4 of your cats are mangy looking always stuck outside and i seem to be the only one feeding them?


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