Two months ago, my daughter had a dude pull a u-turn into her 99 CR-V. After she bought it back from the insurance, we took possession of the wrecked carcass because it would be good to have a parts car for our 98. A couple of weeks ago, my wife noticed a 2001 at the local auction. As of last Saturday, we’re now proud owners of a third CR-V.

Today she gets a call from the same auction house. They had listed a Corvair Lakewood a few months ago but it had been pulled from the sale because the owner was unable to provide papers for the Corvair. They wanted to know if we were still interested in the Lakewood...Yes, we want it and we bought it.

Eight vehicles. Two people in the house. I’ll be selling something.