What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?

From the sleepy little town I grew up in. Usually, I chuckle at how juvenile most of the calls are; like the person whom called the police to report that there was a man and a woman walking along the road, and they told the caller that they were looking for a lost dog. The caller didn't believe them, and asked police to come out. They showed up and found out the couple was, in fact, looking for their lost dog.

Anyways, I read this one, and just... well.... wow. I mean really, you thought this was a police-call-able offense?

A resident called police at 8:30 a.m. because a man was talking on his cell phone in the parking lot for the East Bay Bike Path on Asylum Road


So a man, was on his cell phone, in a public place. Definitely sounds like a bad apple to me. I would hate to see how any of these callers would react if they lived in a city that had actual violence and crime.

Anyways, Here's a JX2 for your time, and to keep oppo car.

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