Long story short, I got drunk and was an asshole on the internet to people for no reason.

Jake,

Sorry for arguing with you last night, I said some things that I certainly shouldn’t have. Congrats on your new car. Few things in life feel as good as buying a new car. I disagree with the metrics you used to quantify your evaluation, but I went too far and could have used far better judgement in how I presented my contrasting opinion.

To anyone else that I may have pissed off/offended, Please accept my apologies.