On my way home from doing computer repair / tutoring work for some elderly clients I have, I passed this coming in the opposite direction...

That is an epic lifted bugeye-gen Subaru Impreza sedan with mud tires, a snorkel, an LED light bar on the front, a custom metal-tube bumper front and rear, and a very mean sounding exhaust. If the owner is not one of us, he SHOULD be...

:D