Take one 16oz glass.
Fill 1/5 with ice.
Fill with vodka of choice until ice floats to 1/3.
Fill remainder with Spicy V8 up to 2cm from rim.
Grind pepper until your hand feels fatigued.
Quickly shake ten drops of Worcestershire sauce.
Vigorously pat a bottle of Tabasco sauce 20 times.
Top with a dash of celery salt.
Note: do not use celery, it is a vile weed.
Sip and ensure that the first taste is vodka, but the rest is hot sauce.