I really need a bigger bank account. My wife just tagged me in a Facebook post about this guy:

Notice his teeth? They're all broken, and if you've ever broken a tooth, you know how bad that feels. I think she's going to ask me to try and adopt him, but he's in California, and we're in Seattle. He's also going need those teeth removed, and my wife has a soft spot for toothless dogs.

Anyone know anything about those crowd sourcing pages? I might need a crash course.