So when I saw the duck thing I had no idea what it was about, but I really like ducks. I drew a duck in high school and really liked it and have probably drawn it 10,000 times since, as well as getting it as my first tattoo when I was dumb and 18. It was also a big theme of my wedding. Most people now see pictures of ducks and send them to me. When I met my now-wife I drew here as a Penguin (see the cake toppers). Silly, I know, but you guys now know a little bit more about my life.

Tank duck because I am an Armor soldier.