I engaged mancrush on Jenson Button. A few months later, he’s split up with Jessica Michibata. I engaged my mancrush on Sean Macdonald, then after some time he’s gone from Gawker. It’s all my fault, and I am sorry.
Now I’m having a problem. On one hand, I can’t go man-crushing on people. On the other hand, if I engage mancrush on Bernie Ecclestone, he’d probably die after a few weeks. What should I do?