Release it to the die hard car nerds in October. Come holiday season, it’ll be suitable for a great Xbox bundle that will actually work correctly on Christmas morning. (That’s been a sore spot for the last few years with xmas releases, if you weren’t aware.)

It’s gotta sting a bit knowing you can’t confidently launch something where players aren’t gonna be fighting in second place behind an invisible cart being driven by a 4 bit sprite. However, it’s still a good business strategy to let me race the spectral midnight racer rather than get the bad press two months from now when the masses see this and go WTF?

And on that note, I need to go unpause the game and give a hip check to my phantom friend here. I’m winning this shit. I ain’t afraid of no ghosts.