Don’t need cement tools. Don’t need welders. Don’t need drivers. Don’t need any of them...

Flex seal, flex glue, flex tape. Fill my garage with that stuff. I can make anything stick together.

Fucking Phil Swift...

(p.s. I don’t actually know if any of that shit works, but I am intrigued.)

I wonder if it’s that strong, would it be a terrible prank to flex glue someone to a toilet seat?