“I feel that life is measured in achievement, not in years alone.”
“I feel that life is measured in achievement, not in years alone.”

Don’t need cement tools. Don’t need welders. Don’t need drivers. Don’t need any of them...

Flex seal, flex glue, flex tape. Fill my garage with that stuff. I can make anything stick together.

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Illustration for article titled I think its time to get rid of all my fastening tools

Fucking Phil Swift...

(p.s. I don’t actually know if any of that shit works, but I am intrigued.)

I wonder if it’s that strong, would it be a terrible prank to flex glue someone to a toilet seat?

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