I keep my old land line phone plugged just because you never know, and also because I'm old fashioned. 9/10 calls are telemarketers, so I don't even answer it when it rings, I just let it roll to the machine. Just now, a man with a thick Pakistani/Indian/South Asian accent left a message, saying he was "Officer John Marshall" from the "Crime Investigation Department of IRS". After telling my wife that there were some serious charges leveled against her by his department, and that she needed to call immediately to clear it up, he finished with, "Thank you, and may God save you."

Holy shit, this must be serious.