My dad left me this car in 2008 for my kids. It has been stashed at my mom’s place since then. She needs it for an out of town guest to drive, and we will be picking it up at the end of August.

My mom is fucking cool. She told me she wanted a ride on the Vespa, so she strapped on my wife’s helmet and the 74 year old lady scooted around her town with me. My mom rules.