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Meh.

The bun is a slightly denser variety than average, almost like a sourdough minus the flavor. The patties are thicker towards the middle and flatten out considerably before terminating in nice crispy edges, but again... The meat is far from flavorful. The cheese lacks any defining characteristic and does little to elavate the overall experience out of blandness. At the end of the day, this sandwich is all show, no go.

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Better burger than McDonald’s and Fatburger, but far below Wendy’s, Five Guys, and even Jack-in-the-box.

One of the pricier options too, just below Five Guys’ spendy (but delicious) burgers.

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Also in the running for worst fast food French fries I’ve ever had. You can tell me they’re not your garden variety frozen food section fries tossed in a microwave, but I won’t believe you.

Illustration for article titled I tried Shake Shack - REVIEW
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Final verdict: 2.5/10 - would not reccomend, even as a 2:00am drunk delivery order.

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