But I don't drink or do drugs so I made a list of other things I can now do!

- Adopt a kid

- obtain a commercial pilot's license

- waste my money gambling instead buying car parts

- buy a house without needing a co-signer

- hold a CDL license

- be a chauffeur

- work as a bartender

- rent a car

- supervise a learner driver

- go see bands when they play shitty dive bars

- uhh...

- ...well...

- yeah, that's about it