What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?
Illustration for article titled I understand the sentiment, but...

I’m not a terribly spiritual person, it’s just not my bag. But if you believe in Jesus, cool. If you think Santa is real, more power to ya. But let’s get some facts straight:

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1. Jesus was black.

2. Christmas is adapted from a pagan holiday.

3. PENGUINS DO NOT LIVE AT THE NORTH POLE.

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