Sweet Mother of Jesus, those glorious, glorious noises. The exhaust sounds better in person than on any video I’ve watched.

I was browsing my local Carmax, because why not, and came across a 2013 Abarth and said I must drive this. So today after work I drove over there and demanded asked nicely to drive said Abarth. When the sales guy started the car to drive it off the lot, I about needed a change of pants. The rumble, the snap, crackle, and pop, MY GOD! That 1.4T, making ~160hp can haul ass (for a car that is pretty much the size of a go-kart) and being in Virginia will definitely probably get me thrown in jail like our dear Patrick. The Abarth definitely makes me wish the Dart SRT would become a thing.