Fortunately my ability to be condescending borders on superpower level. I point out who’s car has more dents in it, I point point out that if you’re in a traffic jam with open lanes on both sides, it’s not a traffic jam if there are open lanes on both sides and one can just go around like I did. I also address the other party as “champ” as many times as possible. I’m in the angry motorist business, Have been for some time, I can de-escalate but not without getting a few barbs in.
You can’t call me on my driving if you clearly hit things with your car frequently, was I right or wrong? that’s subjective, what’s not subjective is that my car is homely, but dent free.