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This might be the weirdest story to ever happen, ever

Im on my way home, going northbound on the Bronx River Parkway, when I see a old beat-up pickup truck, towing a large double axle trailer, with no lights on… and no plate…

I see him miss getting his trailer decapitated with about 3 inches to spare by the low stone bridge in Tuckahoe…

I have Amber/White LED emergency lights installed in my car, so I put them on…

I get him to follow me off the next exit, so that he doesn't destroy his trailer, or get a $2,000 dollar ticket for a commercial vehicle on a parkway…

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usually, its someone who is lost, and didn't realize they were about destroy everything in there truck or trailer, and continued on there journey…

this guy on the other hand, gets out of the 1994 Toyota Tachoma, that was pulling a trailer about 5,000 pounds heavier than the truck is rated for, and had no lights, or license plate… and says to me… are you the police?… I say no, I work for a car dealer, and I do roadside assistance… he says well I already knew that you wanted to cause me no trouble, because Jesus told me so… where is the nearest homeless shelter, Jesus told me to drive from Tennessee to New York, because thats where he will come down and save me...

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I now realized I had driven into crazy town, and hoped that he wouldn't eat my skin…

After telling him Jesus is my friend too, and that I had also had an angel tell me I would lead him to the promised land or some shit… I asked him how much drugs did he have in the car…. surprisingly he had nothing…

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I told him to sit in the truck while I called a priest (aka the New York State Police) and to pray while I got directions…

after I got off the phone with 911… he realized I called the cops, and got really angry….

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this is when I shit my pants

there was about 60 seconds until the cops got there, where I was contemplating how to defend against a homeless man who thought he was john the baptist…

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cops got there, scolded me not for using my illegal emergency lights, but for having stopped him in Eastchester, and that I caused them 3 hours of paperwork…

I then left, crazy Jesus, and thankfully he did not eat my skin...

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