So I recently wanted the people of Oppo to voice their opinions on my parking decisions. I'm a college student with a nice car, and I plan on keeping it in the best shape possible while being parked outside during the harsh Michigan winters and people who don't care about their cars being damaged. Within a few weeks of the semester, I'd already had a ding in my door, so I decided to take up two of the MANY available spots in the lot. With the fear of people damaging my car for me solely parking my car like an asshat, I decided to take one spot like the rest of the people, but in the back where there are at least 10 spaces around me.

A few nights later, I come out to see another car parked right next to me, for no apparent reason. And the passenger decided to slam his fucking door into car. Is this a joke? Is this real life?