I may be in the minority, but I HATE it when people use my driveway to compensate for their shit driving skills. That’s why I put the cone up in the middle of my driveway. I’m shocked it hasn’t been stolen yet.

But that might be because I put Big Brother stickers on it. And obviously, I’m not kidding.

I was sitting at my desk researching how to sue my HOA when this asshole showed. As soon as I saw where they went my phone came out and I contacted the local constabulary. But it was for naught as the idiots came back before they got a ticket. It wouldn’t have been the end of the world if they had, it’s only $40 here.

Oh, yeah, I should explain that the side of the street that Malibu is parked on is marked “No Parking Anytime.” I have to deal with this shit all of the time.


And if you are wondering if these cameras are a blessing or a curse it’s definitely a curse. Without the cameras, I wouldn’t know how close people were getting to hitting my cars. Now I have to have a cone in my driveway.