“I feel that life is measured in achievement, not in years alone.”
“I feel that life is measured in achievement, not in years alone.”
Illustration for article titled I win Dumbass of the Day

I unplugged my speed sensor out of my differential to clean it, because hey, I’ll trying anything before I start throwing parts at it to fix the stupid ABS light. My dumbass gets distracted and come back and start fucking with fuses and relays. Button everything up and rotate the rear tires side to side (because staggered tires) and back the car off the lift. It’s only until I’m about to get on the highway I notice my speedo isn’t working.

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Derp, forgot to plug the speed sensor back in.

So I had to pull over and crawl under the car and plug the stupid sensor in by feel. I wanted to smack myself.

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