I Woke Up at 5:30 This Morning

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Without an alarm clock. After a slightly annoying (not even bad) dream. Instead of trying to go back to sleep, I got up, had some coffee, took the dog out to pee, and watched a couple of road rage videos. Have I officially become one of THOSE old people?!


On the plus side, in my dream, I got to drive a couple of Ferraris and a new F-150, so I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.

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