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We had a costume contest at work today and for once I took first place. I don’t have any pictures to share, but let’s just say that a bearded guy in a dress and high heels, with full makeup and nail polish, gets a lot of attention and laughs.

I found that I can be a little more empathetic based on this costume - I couldn’t wait for the day to end so I could get my shoes and bra off - the torture women put themselves through with this stuff is amazing. And this was just a little pain - I have no desire to feel what it’s like to give birth...


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